Blythe Danner
Nude

To see her holding steady as an attractive, slightly uptight, middle-aged married lady in Meet the Parents (2000), it’s easy to forget that Blythe Danner has not always been old enough to be Gwyneth Paltrow‘s mother. Go back to the dawn of the ’70s, a time of innocent exploration in skinema, before the supermodel standard had been applied. Seek out To Kill a Clown (1971). Marvel at the young, blonde, big-eyed Blythe. She wears the placid expression so often seen on the face of her famous daughter, but she wears nothing else. She stands full-backside nude, revealing a cottontail contrasting with bikini tan as she cocks her plush buttocks while standing in a doorway. Fast-forward a few years and pause at Lovin’ Molly (1974). They’ve packed on a pound or two, but Blythe is prouder than ever of those buns, and justifiably so. The funbags are fuller too, augmented by clear tit views and a camera pan that follows the bottom motion as Ms. Danner trots and dances. We would be really lovin’ Blythe if she had prolonged her skin flick career, but the aforementioned film was her final foray into the genre. Her mainstream career did not suffer on account of this decision. In fact, Blythe has over twice as many acting credits as Gwyneth! She reprised her Meet the Parents role in Meet the Fockers (2004) and Little Fockers (2010), plus she earned two Emmys for her performance in the TV series Huff. These suggestive titles only worsen Mr. Skin‘s Blythe-caused blue balls.